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Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question

Haha I wish I could talk nonsense like that. "Today's tir-day is tomorrow's bi-day, and the president can't just fanaggle a kabridal scopulator without a grapewood straw. Ya know...as they used to say down on the farm: 'It's bagnum raildrit'. Scooped with your own out of the bottom of the lakewood pond tree. So he's really stradling both sides of the horse person's hoof. Okay?"